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Câu Lạc Bộ TÌNH NGHỆ SĨ

Engineer Vs Lawyer

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An engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. GET TREATMENT FOR $20... IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.

A lawyer thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer : I have lost my sense of taste.

Engineer : Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's
mouth.

Patient (Lawyer) : Hey, this is petrol.

Engineer : Congratulations.Your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.

The lawyer gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money.

Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.

Engineer : Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

 Lawyer : (Annoyed) This is petrol.You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.

Engineer : Congratulations. You got your memory back.. Give my fees $20

The lawyer pays him and goes away angrily. He returns after some days determined to get $100.

Lawyer : My eyesight has become weak.

Engineer : Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this  $100.

Lawyer : (Staring at the note) But this is $20, not $100.

Engineer : Congratulations ... You got back your eyesight ...Now give my fees $20.

Lawyer Shocks...

Engineer Rocks..!!!


 

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